Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Stupid Selfish Bush

I know. What more does one need to say about the president? We know he's greedy, lazy, dumb, and arrogant, but who knew he was this callous? While a good portion of the South was being destroyed by the hurricane, Bush decided he needed to extend his vacation one day to play golf. Remember, he has already been on vaction for over a month. And instead of going to the devastated areas, Bush came to California to push his war on terror policy (flagging support for the war). In a 42 minute speech at an event commemorating the Allies victory over the Japanese, he devoted one minute and twenty seconds talking about the hurricane disaster. He spent the rest of the speech comparing the actions in Iraq to World War II and himself to FDR! The gall! How I hate thee!!!

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Happy Depression Eating

So the day didn't start out as a self-destructive eating demolition derby. The morning was spent celebrating my parent's 46th(?) wedding anniversary. That is a long time. We went to a new Chinese place for dim sum in Alhambra. Triumphal Garden (I think it is Garden--I was so struck by the Triumphal part of the name I failed to pay attention to the rest of the name; it could have been Triumphal Dumptruck for all I cared--though that's kind of a good name for a band...). I'm assuming they are referencing some European-ness, like the Arch de Triomphe or something. Anyway, the place is lovely. It seems to be the Mandalay Bay of dim sum joints. Lovely dark woods heavy table linens, a foyer that is partly psuedo-Dod Mitchell (not really, but it looks Western world via Taiwan) slash early '80's discoteque. Unlike most dim sum halls, the din in the space is pleasantly loud and not very chaotic. At this point none of the teapots, cups, and plates are chipped, they serve congee in beatiful pale green bowls, and their chopsticks are a beautiful deep brown, which of course makes it harder to tell if they are dirty, but, at this point their cleanliness was impressive. The boss guy brought us our soup bowls and he paused, noticed that a couple of the bowls were not quite clean (it looked as if some tea may have splashed into the bowls) and brought us new ones.
No carts are the dim sum trend in high end dim sum. You order of a form that is sort of a modified racing form. There is a description of the item and a blank box below it where you right in how many plates of that item you desire (win, place, or show). Unfortunately, they ran out of an English version of the menu, so my mom had to try to sort it out. Meanwhile, my brother and I tried to evaluate the situation by seeing what other diners were ordering and by the looks of the dishes, things were promising. The food didn't have any fussy fancy presentation tricks. There were no taro bumble bees or duck shaped dumplings. There were lovely glowing golden shrimp filled egg rolls and pale quivering shrimp fill fun rolls and interesting variations of sticky fried rice (deconstructed with the filling piled as a half inch layer covered by another half inch layer of the rice which was browned and crisped on top in the form of a tight and tidy rectangle). The food seemed to be simple, but cooked perfectly. The shrimp used is among the freshest and well cooked I've had anywhere. They have a snap and sweetness that is rare in most dim sum joints. And they were generous portions of shrimp. The shrimp egg rolls were as light and crisp as they looked and the filling had just a hint of garlic--almost as if the person's hands who filled them had just touched some garlic. The shu mai dumplings were nice and sweet and porky with huge bits of shitake mushroom, which was great for me because it was easy for me to pick them out. The har cheng fun (the shrimp rice-noodle rolls) were lovely, the pale white noodle soft and silky, just second to Ocean Star's in quality. But the quality of the shrimp elevated the dish. The char sui bao (bbq pork buns) were good. The filling was unremarkable, but the bao was light with a nice chew. The 1000 year old egg congee was delicious--perfectly flavored and perfectly textured. It was soupy with good body, but not an overcooked gloppy mess. A new variation of the nai vong bao (custard bun) was remarkable. It was not steamed, but fried. The exterior was golden and had thin crispy diamond shaped pieces of dough layed on its surface, mimicking an artichoke choke. This exterior treatment was not a superfluous flourish but provided a great contrast in texture to the filling of the bao, which was a perfectly light and soft egg custard and the bao itself took on an intensified chew.
The menu was not unlike the nicer dim sum places made in the late 80's in Los Angeles, but the execution and freshness makes it stand apart. Think Ocean Star, but better, fresher, cleaner, quieter. It could be my favorite dim sum in Los Angeles.

So that went well. I didn't think I was going to write a restaurant review.
Continuing on the title of this entry--my day continued and because of various conversations and what not, I began to feel really depressed and crappy. So after I finished working in the studio I began a destructive eating run. I went to the market for my usual post-working-in-the-100-degree-heat Gatorade and bought a box of Krispy Kream glazed bad boys. I only had two. But then I decided I wanted a Tommy's burger. I sat in the drive thru, thinking, "Roland, you still have a chance to back out--don't be so mean to yourself!" But I talked my way down from a double-cheeseburger combo to a cheeseburger and small Sierra Mist. What made this a brutal food outing, though, was how I ate the burger. I was driving with a burger sliming chili oil down my hand and I scarfed it, aware that there was probably chili stuck in my hair, my forehead, and my beard. I didn't care. My vision was obscured by the outsplayed paper the burger was wrapped in. I picked onion bits from my lap--and ate them. It was an angry angry burger experience. But I was not done. As I was driving home I noticed the new Italian place that opened up in South Pasadena where the KFC used to be. I thought I would stop by and see their menu--just to scout it out for future reference. I had a slice of pizza. And it was good. It was almost great. It reminded me of the super thin slices of pizza I used to get at Arinells in Berkeley. It made me so happy that there was a place like that in town. Then I went home and had two nectarines. This eating thing doesn't sound so bad except in contrast to what I ate on Friday. I had two nectarines, a peach and two pluots, a bowl of chicken noodle soup, a piece of chicken breast, and fruit salad. So I went from granola eating hippie boy to Hannibal Lechter. Oh well.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Niman Ranch St. Louis Style Ribs

Oh, this is sad. This is the second post about food. Oh well.
So Niman Ranch St. Louis Style Ribs are kind of incredible. They are precooked and vacuum-packed. They are some of the most tender and juicy and fatty ribs I've had. A little time to heat up on the grill or in the oven is all it takes. Short of going to some rib joint in the hood, these are the best ribs I've had. The sauce is good, but the quality of the meat is great. You can buy it at Trader Joe's.
Who am I telling this too exactly? Maybe the fat internet gods are reading this blog.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

36%-Presidential Approval

Ha ha ha. George W.'s approval rating has dropped to 36%. Now I don't always trust polls, but this number is lower than Richard Nixon's as Watergate was unfolding (39%). I know it's too late. The damage has already been done. It's like when a community gets excited about bringing Wal Mart into their community and then watch in horror as all the local businesses start shutting down and all anyone has are minimum wage gigs without insurance packages. America is sooooper!

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Bas Jan Ader


This image is from Bas Jan Ader. It is from a piece called "I'm Too Sad to Tell You." It's one of my favorite works of art. I will write more about him soon.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

The Fall and Decline of US Auto

So I'm looking at Popular Science today and I notice an ad for the new Dodge Charger. Their slogan is "The Charger Hybrid- It burns gas and rubber..." It made me want to strangle all of the American auto companies. It is the same shortsightedness that led to the first decline of US auto in the late 70's, during the oil crisis when we were at odds with Iran and people were waiting in lines around the block to buy gasoline. Back then the Japanese began selling millions of their fuel efficient subcompact cars while arrogant American car companies kept pushing their V8 gas guzzling luxury and muscle cars to a public that was forced to become interested in fuel economy. Fast forward to the present when our gas prices have puntured the $3 per gallon hymen, finally joining the rest of the world, and the US auto response is a slightly smaller Humvee and a new gas guzzling knock-off of a faded American cultural icon with a flippant slogan mocking forward thinking hybrid-vehicles! Good luck GM, Ford, and all you other knuckleheads. Thank goodness Haliburton sold oil to the Iraqis as part of their reparation plan. You know how oil-poor Iraq is.

Ramblings

It is 3am. I should be sleeping. I am bothered so I ate garbage late when I got home from wherever I was. Literally. I poked through my neighbor's trashbins and found what looked to be a slice of pizza, but it had the flavor of latex and the texture of a toupee. I have no idea what I put in my mouth.
Sometimes you can't always get what you want. Mick was right. How did he become so wise? Was it the drugs or the women? Or was it Bowie?
I enjoy the contact of skin. Is that so weird? But not everyone's skin, so, please, I don't want everyone running to volunteer. I sometimes think I've got being inhuman down, but then I have slippages and I'm not so sure I can be an alien or a robot. Maybe an alien robot. Or a fembot. Or a clambot. That's a reference to Clamato. What horrible genetic experiment went wrong there? And is that similar to a Winnebago? What about the Orangina? I'm tired. If you can comment on this entry, congratulations--you are more bored than me...

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Kool with a "K" is Super Kool



This is Karole Armitage. She is a KOOL dancer and choreographer. She was hot in the 80's but then fell out of favor. She studied with Merce Cunningham and is kind of punk rock. I don't know what she's up to now, though I think she is in New York or London. Her dances are angular and violent and odd. And she looks KOOL and she moves KOOL. She is one of the reasons I like contemporary dance.
I bring her up because I was thinking about desire. What creates desire? For the longest time I had forgotten Karole Armitage's name. I had seen a documentary about her seven or eight years ago. But I remembered her and her dance. I thought she, her dance, and her personality was lovely and funny and kooky. But I couldn't remember her name. So I emailed Bravo and A&E because they may have broadcast the documentary, but no one there had any clue. And finally, last year, thanks to Martin Kersels' vast knowledge, he pulled her name out for me. It was like finding a long lost lover (Karole, not Martin--no offense, Martin). It was a relief and it was pleasurable. But the longing...the longing created by desire is rough. And I have to let that feeling dissipate. Poof! It went out.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Flavio Flavelli


This is the art work of Italian artist Flavio Flavelli. I think it is lovely. Italians know povera.

Somnambulant Ambulance

What does it mean when you are in a good head space but seem tired and depressed all at the same time? I wish there were magic pills for that. Oh yes, those do exist. I forgot.
What I need is a good nights rest and a massage and a hundred dollars! And I want air conditioned pants.
I've been sanding all day at work again. I think I am now part bondo/part shetland pony. Wow, that sentence looks like a foreign language. Bondo Pony would make a good clown name. Or a good stage name if I were an oboe player in a punk band. The punk band would be called the Sex Oboes and the first album would be called Sex Oboe Bonobo (Monkey) and the Slow-Mo Hobo.
I apologize. It's the heat you see. It's not actually that hot today, but it's the build up of heat over the last couple of weeks. My brain is soft boiled, I think. I'm not that entertaining. Don't give me that look. I know. I know I'm just babbling. You don't think I know this? Well fine. Leave. Whatever. You'll come back. You'll come crawling back, because you need it. I know. You love it and you can't have it.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Fire and food


Hello. This is my first blog entry ever. I want to start off slowly.

I barbecued today. Yum. Chinese style. Hoisin, ketchup, brown bean sauce, garlic--wait, I've said too much.

I feel as if I am speaking to an empty room. It's like farting in an elevator, exiting, and waiting for someone else to get on to appreciate my effort. Poooooooooooooot!

So, now what?

Oh, I'll post a picture. This is me in a suit. At the Ritz Carlton in Pasadena. This is where I live. I pick the parasites off of the wealthy guests at the hotel and they give me a little cupboard to sleep in...